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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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