What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Nickelback

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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