- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

who is not good looking? mon morello

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

Laugh

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Black people being friendly.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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