- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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