There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What is the difference?

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Tilt your screen back

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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