A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

A bar walks into a man

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Skrillex.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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