How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

I am very humble.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

i killed my family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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