- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

where do some birds live in? Earth

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

womens rights.

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