What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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V I T A M I N C !

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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hard cheese

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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