how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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BIG PENIS

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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so...um, yeah

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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