Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Wolfjob.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Women's Rights..

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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