what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Anti Joke

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