- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Will nearis is here! Get it

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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