- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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