- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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they told me not to write here but i did

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

One time i was sitting down

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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