- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

AIDS

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What is 9+10? 19

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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