- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

the lemon was sweet.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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