- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Why? Why not?

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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