what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Your face

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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What do black people eat? Food.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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