Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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a seal walks into a club.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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NAACP

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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woman's rights

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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