roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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