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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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