- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

... Chan chan

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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