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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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