- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

I work at jcpenny

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

ME NAME IS JEFF

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

What did the snake say to the rat?

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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