What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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