- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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