- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shea's sty....

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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