Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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