- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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