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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

How high is the sky? True or False

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why? Why not?

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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