- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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