- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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