So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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Women's rights

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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