what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Anti Joke

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