How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

XD Jackass.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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