- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Cripples are lame.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Your mom.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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