Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

the midget went to the midget store

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

XD Jackass.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Anti Joke

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