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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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