What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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