what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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the midget went to the midget store

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Anti Joke

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