I like U.............................nicorns :D

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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