- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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