Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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