- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

kill yourself

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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