2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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the lemon was sweet.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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A paralysed man falls over.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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Anti Joke

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