- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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