Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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