- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

shut up elliot

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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