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What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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alex is cool

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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