- Anti Joke

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What can hitler cook well Steak

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.