- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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