Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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black people

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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