why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Religion.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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