- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

nothing

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

I'm gay.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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