- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Pull my finger ouch..

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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