NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What did the car do? CRASH!

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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