What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

The WNBA

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...