A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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