What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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