Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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