- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

i had sex.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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