roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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