- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Women's Rights..

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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