What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Women's rights

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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