girls basketball

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

your face is kinda funny

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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