- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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