- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the sky is green no it is not

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

why is pie good. because it just is.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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