- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

I'm gay.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

A blind man walks into a wall.

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