- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

What is the name of the car? What

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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